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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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WOULDN'T WANT
TO MEET HIM CAMPING,

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NOT WITHOUT
INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH
BUG SPRAY.

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THAT SPECIES
HAS BEEN EXTINCT FOR
OVER 70 MILLION YEARS.

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DOESN'T LOOK
A DAY OVER A MILLION.

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MUST'VE HAD A GREAT
SKIN MOISTURIZER.

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THE AMBER PRESERVED IT
IN PERFECT CONDITION.

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HOW'D HE GET
INSIDE THERE?

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THIS AMBER IS MERELY
THE FOSSILIZED TREE SAP

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THAT TRAPPED
THE INSECT BEFORE
IT HARDENED.

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THIS IS
REALLY FASCINATING,
PROFESSOR,

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BUT WHY DID
YOU CONTACT ME?

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I COULD BE OUT
SOLVING MYSTERIES!

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WE HAVE A MYSTERY HERE

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THAT ONLY YOU
MAY BE ABLE TO SOLVE.

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YEP, YEP, YEP, AHH...

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MY STERLING REPUTATION
PRECEDES ME.

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I'VE HEARD
YOU WERE A GOOF,

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BUT THIS TIME,
YOU SEEM TO BE
THE ONE TO ASK.

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DINOSAURS!
I'LL GET THE CAGE!

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CAGE?

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IS USING QUACKERJACK'S
TIME MACHINE
A GOOD IDEA, D.W.?

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I HAVE NO CHOICE.

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I WON'T SLEEP

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UNTIL I FIND OUT
WHO'S INSIDE THE AMBER.

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O.K., I'M READY.

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AND WHAT'S THAT FOR?

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MY NEW PET...

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NOTHING CARNIVOROUS...
A STEGOSAURUS OR SOMETHING.

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NO PETS,
NO LITTLE GIRLS...
WE'RE GOING ALONE.

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WHO'S GONNA
TAKE CARE OF ME

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IF YOU GET RIPPED UP

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BY SOMETHING WITH
TIRE-IRON-SIZE FANGS?

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MAYBE I BETTER STAY.

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YOU CAN'T
LEAVE ME BEHIND.

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OOO-KAY.

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BESIDES,
<i>WACKY HOME VIDEOS</i>
WILL PAY MEGA-BUCKS

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FOR SOME EMBARRASSING
DINOSAUR FOOTAGE.

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WELL, LOOKS CLEAR.

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I WANT EVERYONE
TO BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL.

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WHO KNOWS WHAT
BLOODTHIRSTY CARNIVORE
STALKS THIS...

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AAH!

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70 MILLION YEARS
INTO THE PAST

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AND I FORGET TO
RECHARGE THE BATTERIES.

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SO MUCH FOR
<i>WACKY HOME VIDEOS.</i>

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IF YOU'RE
THROUGH SHORTENING
MY LIFE SPAN, GOSALYN,

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I'D LIKE
TO GET MOVING NOW.

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THIS MAP SHOULD LEAD US
TO WHERE THE AMBER BLOCK
ORIGINATED.

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OH, DARN.

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YOU KNOW, I HATE IT
WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

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[GRRR]

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WE'VE COME THIS FAR
TO BE A DINOSAUR'S
CHEW TOY.

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DUCKBILLED DINOSAURS
WERE PLANT EATERS.

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AT LEAST,
THAT'S THE THEORY.

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WHAT IN THE WORLD
ARE YOU?

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KEEN GEAR! IT TALKS!

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I TALK?
OF COURSE I TALK,

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BUT YOU? THIS...
THIS IS AMAZING...

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TALKING...THINGIES!

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I'M GETTING MY NET.

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UNBELIEVABLE!
IT'S A TALK...

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DID HE SAY NET?

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HEY!

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THOSE ULTRAVIOLET RAYS
MUTATE THE DARNDEST THINGS.

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HEY, I'M NOT
A DARNDEST THING.
I'M DARKWING DUCK.

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IS THAT
A GENUS OR SPECIES?

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IT'S A NAME... MY NAME!

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I'M DR. DENTON.

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BOY, YOU'LL IMPRESS
THE COUNCIL OF TECHNOSAURS.

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COUNCIL OF WHAT?

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TECHNOSAURS. DID YOU
USED TO BE HAIRIER?

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PROFESSOR BUMPROCK
COLLECTED SOME HAIRY
APE THINGIES LIKE YOU.

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SHE CAUGHT 'EM
USING TOOLS.

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YOU BET WE STOPPED THAT.

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THE WAY
THEY WERE MULTIPLYING,

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THEY COULD'VE
OVERRUN THE PLANET.

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HEY, LOOK, GODZILLA.

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THAT'S DR. DENTON.

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WHATEVER.
WE ARE NOT MUTATIONS.

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WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE.

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FROM...THE FUTURE?

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OH, I GET IT.

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I GET IT.

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IT'S HUMOR.
YOU'VE EVOLVED
A SENSE OF HUMOR.

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THAT'S RICH.
IT REALLY IS.

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AS IF WE DINOSAURS

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COULD EVER EVOLVE
INTO CREATURES
LIKE YOU.

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THAT'S CUTE. WELL,
YOU DIDN'T EVOLVE, PAL.

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YOU BECAME EXTINCT.

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EXTINCT?

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ISN'T THAT
A TOUCHY SUBJECT?

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EXTINCT!

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AND HOW, PRAY TELL,
DID THAT HAPPEN?

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IT WAS THE ICE AGE.

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IT GOT COLD.

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IT WAS SNOWING AND...

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I SUPPOSE
IT NEVER OCCURRED
TO US TO PUT ON COATS.

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HELP ME OUT, GOS.

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MANY BELIEVE
A GIANT METEOR
SMASHED INTO EARTH

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AND IXNAYED YOU DINOSAURS.

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SURE. ALL THE DINOSAURS
CROWDED INTO ONE SPOT

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JUST TO BE UNDER
A BIG FALLING ROCK.

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YOU'RE NOT
FROM THE FUTURE.

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I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE,

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AND ITS NAME
IS DUCKBILLVILLE.

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OBSERVE... A CITY
RUN BY TECHNOLOGY,
NOT BUREAUCRACY.

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NO PENCIL-PUSHING
POLITICIANS FOR US.

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OUR UTOPIA'S MOTTO IS
"IMPROVE IT OR MOVE IT."

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YOU CAR RUNS SMOOTH
EVEN WITH CONCRETE TIRES.

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OUR ROADS
ARE HIGH-PERFORMANCE,
STEEL-BELTED RADIALS.

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[DARKWING]
YOU MEAN YOU HAVE
CONCRETE TIRES

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AND RUBBER ROADS?

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[DR. DENTON]
OUR CITY'S IN THE FOREFRONT

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OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY.

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SEE OUR ELEVATOR BUILDING.

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NEAT, HUH? I KNEW
YOU'D BE SPEECHLESS.

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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DR. DENTON?
JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE.

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DR. DENTON,
IT'S FOR YOU!

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I CAN TELL
YOU'RE IMPRESSED.

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WE CALL IT
A CAR PHONE.

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WHAT? THE MEETING'S
BEEN MOVED UP?

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I'M ON MY WAY.
THANKS.

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YOU'RE WELCOME... GULP!

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LONG-DISTANCE CALLS
MUST BE REAL KILLERS.

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THE COUNCIL OF TECHNOSAURS
WILL COME TO ORDER.

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FIRST,
THE PROGRESS REPORT

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ON THE LATEST
DISCOVERIES
AND INVENTIONS.

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DR. FERNCHEW,
YOU GO FIRST.

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THANK YOU,
SIR GLUMFIELD.

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PROGRESS CONTINUES IN
HOME APPLIANCE DIVISION.

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THERE ARE STILL SOME BUGS.

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OUR SELF-CLEANING
OVEN GETS STUCK
IN THE RINSE CYCLE.

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THE IMPORTANT THING IS
NOT TO GET DISCOURAGED.

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PROFESSOR BUMPROCK
HAS A NEW DISCOVERY

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SHE'D LIKE
TO SHARE WITH US.

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WHAT CAN I SAY,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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OTHER THAN...
TREE SAP IS OUR FUTURE!

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THOUGH SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT
TO CLEAN OFF ONE'S FEET,

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I'M POSITIVE
IT'LL PROVE TO BE
FABULOUSLY BENEFICIAL

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TO SOCIETY
AS A FACIAL MOISTURIZER.

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I KNOW WHY YOU
PALEOLITHIC PEABRAINS
BECAME EXTINCT.

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YOU DO
EVERYTHING BACKWARDS.

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HEY, KEEP QUIET.

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YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE.

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KEEP YOUR MUTATIONS
UNDER CONTROL.

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YES, SIR GLUMFIELD.

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WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?

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WE ARE NOT MUTATIONS.

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WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE.

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THE FUTURE?

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HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

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YOU KNOW HOW MUTANTS
RUN AT THE MOUTH.

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<i>WHEELS </i>ARE RUBBER.
<i>ROADS </i>ARE CONCRETE.

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AND THIS OVEN IS
FOR COOKING FOOD,
NOT LAUNDRY.

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REALLY?

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THEN WHERE DO YOU POUR
THE FABRIC SOFTENER?

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JUST LIKE
THOSE APE THINGS.

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MAYBE WE SHOULD
SQUASH THEM BEFORE
THEY MULTIPLY.

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STOP BEFORE
THEY SIT ON YOU.

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IT COULD PUT
A PERMANENT PRESS
IN YOUR CAPE.

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YES, THE CAPE.

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IS IT COMMON
FOR PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE

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TO WEAR GAUDY CLOTHES?

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THIS DISGUISE
IS TO HIDE

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MY REAL IDENTITY
AS I FIGHT CRIME.

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OF COURSE, NOT THAT
THERE IS ANY CRIME

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THIS INCREDIBLY
SOPHISTICATED
UTOPIA OF YOURS.

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LET'S FIND
SOME TROGLODYTES
TO PLAY WITH.

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[GLUMFIELD]
WAIT!

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WE MIGHT HAVE
ONE SLIGHT PROBLEM.

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JOHNNY T.
IS COMING TO TOWN!

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[TEETH CHATTERING]

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NO MATTER WHAT THE EON,

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DARKWING DUCK FIGHTS
FOR JUSTICE.

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CAREFUL... THESE GUYS
ARE REALLY, REALLY BIG.

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THEN THE HARDER
THEY'LL FALL.

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IS IT AN EARTHQUAKE?

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HEY, WHAT THE HECK
ARE THOSE?

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APPETIZERS.

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THIS IS NICE.

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WHO ELSE BUT THE FRIENDLY
CITIZENS OF DUCKBILLVILLE

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WOULD WELCOME US
WITH A SNACK TRAY?

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WHAT'S THIS? I DIDN'T
ORDER SMOKED MEATS.

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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

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I'M THE LIMESTONE
THAT PETRIFIES
YOUR BONES!

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I AM DARKWING DUCK!

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WHOA. THAT IS ONE
WEIRD-LOOKING THINGIE.

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[KARATE YELL]

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UH-OH.

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MAYBE IT'S
"THE BIGGER THEY ARE,

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THE...HARDER...
THEY...ARE."

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HOW DO YOU DO?

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I AM JOHNNY T. REX.

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THESE ARE MY ASSOCIATES...

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THROTTLE AND MUDFLAP.

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HOW YA DOIN'?

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NOW THAT INTRODUCTIONS
ARE OVER...

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WASTE HIM, BOYS.

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GRRR!

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TWO WORDS...

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BREATH MINT.

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I WANTED HIM GOOSHED!

231
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,166
GOING UP!

232
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,166
COMING THROUGH!

233
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,583
YEOW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

234
00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:56,375
SUCK SNEEZES,
EVILDOERS!

235
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:01,125
AH...
AH...

236
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,500
AH...
AH...

237
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,125
AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!

238
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:12,125
THAT'S SOCKIN' IT
TO 'EM!

239
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,291
UNBELIEVABLE!
WE BEAT A DINOSAUR!

240
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:16,583
I DID, DIDN'T I?

241
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,166
ACTUALLY, I BEAT
THREE DINOSAURS.

242
00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:22,875
MERE TYRANNOSAURS
DON'T STAND A CHANCE
AGAINST DARKWING.

243
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:26,750
Y'KNOW, DAD,
YOU DID HAVE SOME HELP.

244
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,500
HE'LL NEED MORE.

245
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:36,458
I LIKE YOU, KID.

246
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:37,875
YOU SHOW GUTS.

247
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:40,583
GUTS LIKE THAT
SHOULD BE REWARDED.

248
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:43,333
WHO PUT HIM
UP TO THIS?

249
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,583
I BROUGHT
ME!
THEM!
I DID!

250
00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:48,000
OKAY. THIS IS GOOD.

251
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,333
THIS IS LUNCH.

252
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,625
THIS IS DINNER.

253
00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,083
YOU'RE
OUR MIDNIGHT SNACK.

254
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,708
YOU... I THINK BRUNCH.

255
00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:59,166
TRY SOME MARINARA SAUCE.

256
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,000
I FEEL ZESTY TODAY.

257
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,458
OH...

258
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:11,208
DO SOMETHING BEFORE
THE WHOLE TOWN BECOMES
A BLUE PLATE SPECIAL!

259
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,166
I CAN TAKE
THESE GOONS BLINDFOLDED.

260
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,583
WE'LL BE LUCKY

261
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:20,875
IF THERE'S ENOUGH
LEFT OF US TO FLOSS
OUT THEIR GUMS.

262
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,958
YOU CAN'T OUT MACHO
A TYRANNOSAURUS REX.

263
00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:27,875
IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE
THE DUCK THAT COUNTS.

264
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:33,375
IT'S THE DUCK THAT'LL
BE INSIDE THE DINOSAUR
THAT WORRIES ME.

265
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:36,875
WHAT SAY
YOU CLEAR OUT NOW

266
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,875
AND LEAVE
THESE PEOPLE ALONE?

267
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,875
AND LEAVE
THIS UTOPIA OF TECHNOLOGY?

268
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:45,375
THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON
I COME HERE...

269
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:48,500
ASIDE FROM THE CUISINE,
OF COURSE.

270
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,000
LET'S MAKE
WITH THE DISCOVERIES!

271
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,875
THIS IS
MY SELF-CLEANING OVEN,

272
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,875
ALREADY MODIFIED
PER DARKWING DUCK'S
SUGGESTIONS, OF COURSE.

273
00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:00,875
WHAT WOULD THEY DO
WITHOUT ME?

274
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:05,583
I WAS USING IT ON LAUNDRY
INSTEAD OF FOOD.

275
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:10,333
WE'RE ALWAYS INTERESTED
IN NEW METHODS OF FOOD
PREPARATION.

276
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,750
OH! IT'S... IT'S DONE.

277
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:25,083
NOT SO GOOD, BOSS.

278
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:29,458
I SAID TO BAKE IT,
NOT BATHE IT.

279
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:30,875
YOU GOTTA HELP US!

280
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,458
THAT GUY'S
A TYRANNOSAURUS REX!

281
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,458
HE'S GOT TEETH
BIGGER THAN ME!

282
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:41,125
IT'S NOT LIKE
WE CAN CHALLENGE HIM
TO ARM WRESTLING.

283
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,458
THAT'S IT!

284
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,458
AND THINNED DOWN,
THIS TREE SAP

285
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:49,333
MAKES
A FABULOUSLY BENEFICIAL
INSECT REPELLENT.

286
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,625
[BUZZING]

287
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,750
OR NOT.

288
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:59,291
THAT'S THE BEST TECHNOLOGY
OF THE MONTH?

289
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,166
OKAY...

290
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,875
IT'S CHOW TIME.

291
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,375
[TEETH CHATTERING]

292
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,291
TOUCH THEM AND SUFFER
THE CONSEQUENCES,

293
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,458
YOU OVERGROWN LIZARDS!

294
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,708
WHAT KINDA CONSEQUENCES...

295
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:15,458
FUTURE BOY?

296
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:19,291
WHAT-KIND-OF-
UH-CONSEQUENCES?
SPECIFICALLY?

297
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:23,625
DID I PUSH THIS
MACHO THING TOO FAR?

298
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,166
NOT SO MUCH
CONSEQUENCES AS...

299
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,625
CONDIMENTS... THEY HAVE
LOUSY CONDIMENTS!

300
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:33,500
THE RIGHT APPETIZERS
WILL MORE THAN
MAKE UP FOR IT...

301
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,708
<i>DARKMEAT.</i>

302
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:39,000
SURE... CHOMP HIS BONES
INTO A BLOODY PULP.

303
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,416
SURE... YOU CAN TEAR HIM...

304
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:44,333
DON'T GIVE HIM
ANY NEW IDEAS.

305
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:49,250
HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET
TO FACE A REAL CHALLENGE?

306
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,833
BEING THE UNQUESTIONABLY
DOMINANT LIFEFORM

307
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:56,583
OF THE EARLY
CRETACEOUS PERIOD
DOES MAKE LIFE MUNDANE.

308
00:15:56,583 --> 00:16:00,625
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE
IN MIND, DUMPLING?

309
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:05,416
DARKWING DUCK'S
GONNA TAKE YOU ON
AT YOUR OWN GAME.

310
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,708
UH, EATING?

311
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:07,750
NO.

312
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,750
I'M TALKIN'
CHOPPERS, HOGS,

313
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,875
EARTH-STOMPIN'
STREET MACHINES!

314
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,000
UH, WHAT<i>ARE </i>WE
TALKING ABOUT?

315
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,875
HE'S GONNA RACE US
ON MOTORCYCLES!

316
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,250
HA HA!
HA HA HA!

317
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:25,000
AND THE LOSER
LEAVES DUCKBILLVILLE.

318
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,875
OKAY, I'M A SPORT.
I'M A SPORT,

319
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,875
BUT NOBODY
CAN OUTRUN MY GANG.

320
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,583
WE RACE TOMORROW.

321
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:35,125
[TEETH CHATTERING]

322
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:39,375
UNTIL THEN,
NOBODY EATS.

323
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,583
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

324
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,416
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

325
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:51,625
WITH A NEW RATCATCHER
MADE WITH MODERN TECHNOLOGY,

326
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,625
WE'LL RIDE RINGS
AROUND THOSE BOZOS.

327
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:58,625
GUESS YOUR BRAINS
ARE RUBBIN' OFF ON ME.

328
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:01,416
COME HERE,
YOU LITTLE KISS UP.

329
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:05,333
[LAUNCHPAD]
WE MIGHT HAVE
A PROBLEM HERE, D.W.

330
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,458
TH-TH-THAT'S
THE RATCATCHER?

331
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:16,250
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
THEY INSISTED
ON IMPROVING IT.

332
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:19,333
IMPROVE IT OR MOVE IT.

333
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:29,291
WE MIGHT STILL
HAVE A CHANCE.

334
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:31,291
REALLY? YOU THINK SO?

335
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:34,500
IT'S INFINITESIMALLY SMALL,
BUT STILL A CHANCE.

336
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,958
THANKS
FOR THE MORALE BOOST.

337
00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,208
[MOTORCYCLES
APPROACHING]

338
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,750
ALL RIGHT,
FUTURE BOY,

339
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,000
SEE YOU ON
THE BUFFET LINE.

340
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:54,208
COME ON!
IF WE CAN'T DO BETTER,
WE'RE LUNCHMEAT!

341
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,208
THE GEARS ARE STICKING!

342
00:17:56,208 --> 00:18:00,291
MAYBE IT'S THE TREE SAP
IN THE CRANK CASE.

343
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:03,958
SMEAR ME WITH MUSTARD
AND POINT ME AT
THE KAISER ROLLS.

344
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,000
UNH! GOT IT!

345
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,333
WRONG WAY!

346
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,625
CALL IT A DETOUR.

347
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:28,000
THIS I DO NOT LIKE.

348
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,583
THROTTLE,
TAKE THE GEEK OUT!

349
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,166
THAT'S THE LAST
OF THE TREE SAP.

350
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:36,000
AAH! AAH!

351
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000
TIME FOR SOMETHING
FABULOUSLY BENEFICIAL.

352
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,208
UNH!

353
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,458
[CRASH]

354
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,833
UNH!

355
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,875
HUH?

356
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,208
I'LL TAKE 'IM, JOHNNY.

357
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:02,500
AGAIN? AT LEAST SHOW
SOME ORIGINALITY.

358
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:14,875
OH! THIS IS
GONNA LEAVE A MARK.

359
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:18,083
[GOSALYN]
WE'RE AT THE TOP!

360
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:21,000
IT'S ALL DOWNHILL
FROM HERE, D.W.!

361
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,750
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

362
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:38,250
THIS RACE IS
FALLING TO PIECES.

363
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,083
SEE YOU FOR DINNER.

364
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,250
[BUMP]

365
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,416
THIS IS NOT GOOD.

366
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:55,458
YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE!

367
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:56,875
WHOA!

368
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,958
HEY!
HEY!

369
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:05,583
[GRUNTING]

370
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,416
THIS IS WHERE
I GET OFF.

371
00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:14,250
THERE THEY ARE!

372
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,208
TA-DAA!

373
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,750
AAH!

374
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:26,875
WE CAME TO SOLVE A MYSTERY

375
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,375
AND STAYED TO SAVE THE DAY.

376
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,958
WAIT! YOU CAN'T
LEAVE YET.

377
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,750
NOW WHAT?

378
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:36,500
I'VE JUST INVENTED THE
FABULOUSLY BENEFICIAL
PANCAKE BREAKFAST.

379
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,625
YOU MUST TRY IT.

380
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,708
[GOSALYN]
AAH!
[LAUNCHPAD]
AAH!

381
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:43,125
THE ENGINE!
IT'S MISSING!

382
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,000
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS?

383
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,583
I IMPROVED IT FOR YOU.

384
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,125
HAD TROUBLE
FIGURING IT OUT.

385
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,125
HOW WILL GET BACK?

386
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,000
THIS MADE IT SPIN!

387
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,583
REALLY?
I THOUGHT THIS DID.

388
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,333
[GOSALYN]
AAH!

389
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,083
OOPS.

390
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,708
I'M STUCK HERE...

391
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:08,166
DESTINED TO LIVE OUT
MY LIFE WITH DERANGED
DINOSAURS!

392
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:11,625
AT LEAST YOU CAN
START YOUR LIFE

393
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,875
WITH A HEARTY
BREAKFAST.

394
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,416
LET'S HAVE SOME
PANCAKE THINGIES.

395
00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:17,583
OOPS.

396
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:20,833
UH-OH.
THIS LOOKS LIKE...

397
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:22,708
A PAPERWEIGHT!
YES!

398
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,166
I JUST INVENTED
THE PAPERWEIGHT!

399
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,458
[DENTON]
HA HA HA!

400
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,375
GET DARKWING
OUTTA THAT AMBER!

401
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,875
I AM.

402
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:54,708
SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF TIME.

403
00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:57,875
ANYBODY KNOW
WHAT EON IT IS?

404
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:01,208
SORRY ABOUT SMASHING
THAT PRICELESS AMBER.

405
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,750
OH, NEVER MIND.

406
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,708
WE'VE HAD
A NEW DISCOVERY.

407
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:09,500
WE THINK WE CAN
CHIP HIM OUT, TOO.